Taoshi

“My Rolls-Royce… it’s right there in the parking lot. Whoever helps me get my girlfriend back, my… Rolls-Royce is theirs!”
On the winding road of Xiangming Mountain Scenic Area, a breathless, designer-clad young heir halted his pursuit, waving a Rolls-Royce key aloft and shouting.
Just over ten minutes earlier, he and his girlfriend had been strolling a mountain path…
The girl’s skin was fair, her smile bright, her eyes sparkling. Dressed in a white dress that accentuated her graceful figure, her long, straight black hair cascaded over her shoulders like a waterfall. She was youthful and stunning, her pure beauty drawing admiring glances from passersby.
Then, three monkeys tumbled out from the forest, surrounding the couple. They rolled, stood on their hands, bowed, and reached out, imploring for food.
Finding them adorable, the girl took out some snacks and, with a gentle smile, coaxed her boyfriend, “They’re so cute, take a picture for me!”
The young heir, doting and indulgent, nodded and stepped away to get a good angle. As he turned to snap the photo, the monkeys’ expressions shifted from innocent to fierce. In an instant, they hoisted the girl onto their shoulders and dashed deep into the mountains…
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“Second Uncle, how much would even the cheapest Rolls-Royce sell for?” Beside a roadside stall, Yu Moulian asked while grilling sausages.
“At least five million and up!”
“Phew…”
Before his uncle finished speaking, Yu Moulian shot forward like a rocket, his feet barely touching the ground, knocking his uncle’s wig